The Smartest Badger in Badgerville
I proclaim that I am the smartest citizen of Badgerville! I dwell in my comfortable den and spend my days in my extensive network of tunnels. I search out neighboring badgers from whom I can extract some benefits.
I consider other badgers who may question my motives as predators. They do not understand that all actions and business engagements I enter into should result in benefits for my favor. I am accustomed to overpowering other badgers who question my motives.
I have vast knowledge and accumulated experience. You will subtly become aware that I know your business better than you. You need to focus and pay attention to me.
I avoid other badgers who possess too much knowledge and sophistication. I have no need for them. . . unless there is something in it for me. I allow only sycophant badgers as friends—to ensure that I am held in the highest esteem.
I frolic in the tunnels of the neighborhood with laughter, gaiety, and wit. At all times, I maintain my agenda of convincing other members of the neighborhood that my ideas and opinions of truth and fairness are correct—as I define them. Members of the neighborhood are my prey! Four for me and none for them is my mantra. This is a fair distribution, for I am the smartest badger in Badgerville.
My secret weapon is the entrapment of my intended victim(s). I will hurry, scurry, and flurry to create the illusion that my intentions are honorable. However, I will use my manipulative talents to gain an advantage. Eventually, all benefits shall be aggregated in my favor and delivered to my den.
I can turn any circumstance to my advantage. I am a Badger Lawyer. Watch me! I will sue to perfect my claim of fairness.
FOUR FOR ME, AND NONE FOR THEM.
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