Honey, Get Me a BeerThe game is coming on. Get me a beer and cut the noise. You can vacuum after you feed the kids, do the laundry, and walk the dogs.When walking the dogs, stop by the liquor store and get me another six-pack. Oh, and check if my unemployment check arrived at the mailbox.By then, I will be gone to meet my buddies at the sports bar to see games #2 and #3.Then, the house is all yours to enjoy the kids until you go to your night shift job at the hospital.