Dan J. Harkey

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The Origin and Evolution of “Left Out in the Cold”

The phrase “left out in the cold” paints a vivid picture that resonates with us all: the feeling of being excluded from warmth and safety, forced to endure harsh conditions outside. Its literal roots likely trace to the late 19th century, when it described someone physically denied entry to a home or shelter during cold weather. Over time, this image evolved into a figurative expression for exclusion, neglect, or abandonment—whether social, political, or professional.

The Origin and Evolution of “Left Holding the Bag”

Early roots (Britain, 1600s–1700s). The ancestor of the expression was the British phrase “to give someone the bag to hold,” meaning to distract or abandon someone while others made off with the valuables—a figurative way of leaving a victim “in the lurch.” This phrase, which originated in the 17th–18th centuries in Britain, evolved to the modern usage of ‘left holding the bag’, with the focus shifting from the act of abandoning to the victim who is left with the unwanted burden.

Where did ‘bite the bullet’ come from?

The idiom “bite the bullet” is a testament to human courage, as it means to face a painful or difficult situation with bravery and without complaint

Where did “rule the roost” come from?

The phrase “rule the roost” means to be in charge or dominate a situation, and it dates to the 18th century in its current form. However, its earlier version was “rule the roast,” which appeared as early as the early 1500s, reflecting the historical and cultural context of the time.

The Healing Power of Humor in the Workplace and Beyond

In today’s high-pressure environment, stress and burnout are common challenges for professionals. One often-looked solution? Humor.

What is the origin and meaning of “a hill of beans”?

The phrase “a hill of beans” means something of little or no value, and it’s most often used in negative statements like “It doesn’t amount to a hill of beans.”

Left High and Dry: Origin and Meaning

The phrase “left high and dry” has an interesting origin and meaning:

“Send in the Clowns.” Origin and Meaning.

The phrase “send in the clowns” has both a literal origin and a figurative meaning that evolved:

The Life and Times of Mark Twain

Mark Twain was born Samuel Langhorne Clemens on November 30, 1835, in Florida, Missouri, and grew up in Hannibal. This Mississippi River town later inspired the fictional St. Petersburg in The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. His childhood was marked by both idyllic river life and harsh realities like poverty, disease, and slavery, which profoundly influenced his later writings.

The Psychological Symbolism of Winnie the Pooh: A Cohesive Portrait of Personalities—and the Role of Tigger’s Exuberance

The world of the Hundred Acre Wood is a captivating casebook of human temperament. Each character, with their distinct emotional style or motivational tendency, contributes to a balanced ecosystem of traits. This intricate balance is a fascinating study in how differences in energy, mood, and control can clash yet also complement one another when guided by empathy and wise boundaries.

“Johnny-Come-Lately”: How a 19th Century Quip Became a Go-To Put Down for Latecomers

Few idioms pack as much nuance into a hyphenated mouthful as “Johnny-come-lately.” What began as a simple tag for a newcomer now carries shades of opportunism, imitation, and bandwagoning—handy in boardrooms, politics, and pop culture alike.

Significance of The Three Billy Goats Gruff

The Three Billy Goats Gruff is a classic Norwegian fairy tale first collected by Peter Christen Asbjørnsen and Jørgen Moe in the 1840s and later translated into English in 1859. It belongs to the Aarne–Thompson folktale.

I love Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh

Eeyore is one of A.A. Milne’s most iconic characters, introduced in Winnie-the-Pooh (1926). He is an old, grey stuffed donkey who lives in the Hundred Acre Wood in a place called “Eeyore’s Gloomy Place: Rather Boggy and Sad.”

The Life and Times of Mr. Rogers

Fred Rogers—known to millions simply as Mr. Rogers—was a profoundly influential figure in American television and childhood education

How to Spot Manufactured Illusions: A Practical Guide (with Real World Examples)

Manufactured illusions don’t usually look like lies. They feel true, familiar, emotionally satisfying, and endorsed by sources we trust, or that we foolishly trust. That’s by design.

When Money Gets in the Way, Familiarity Breeds Contempt

Successor Co-Trustees of a Family Trust: They Despise Each Other

Once a Biker Chick, always a Biker Chick

The kids said, Give it up. No, I was made to disrupt. With every mile, my soul takes flight— I'm the queen of the highway, chasing the night.

The Life and Times of Elvis Presley: The Undisputed King of Rock and Roll

The Life and Times of The Iconic WolfMan Jack

Here are some of Wolfman Jack’s most memorable and iconic statements that capture his personality and philosophy: Wolfman was the most iconic radio disc jockey in history. His approach was authentic and truthful to the common person, which made him real in their minds, including me.

American Graffiti, a Movie that left an indelible mark on our culture, particularly for those of us who are more mature, is an iconic piece of cinematic history.

As a junior teenager, I found myself living every minute of American Graffiti. From the car hops on roller skates to the thrill of cruising to show off your car and your chick, it was a world I was a part of.

“Go Ahead, Make My Day”: Why Dirty Harry’s Lines Still Hit Hard

Few movie characters have carved their way into pop culture like Inspector Harry Callahan. From his debut in Dirty Harry (1971) to his final bow in The Dead Pool (1988), Clint Eastwood’s no-nonsense cop gave us some of the most quotable lines in cinema history. These weren’t just tough-guy one-liners; they were cultural markers of an era wrestling with crime, justice, and authority.

All in the Family Will Never Be Forgotten: Archie and Edith Bunker Will Never Be Forgotten.

Carroll O’Connor and Jean Stapleton, with their unparalleled comedic talent, brought to life the iconic characters of Archie and Edith Bunker. Their masterful portrayal of ignorance and bigotry, playing off each other, was a key element in the show’s enduring appeal.

Keep The Change You Filthy Animal!

Catchy phrases can be a lot of fun when used in the context of jabbing a friend, just as a form of simple humor. Many fun phrases are derived from past movies or novels, lending them significant cultural history.

Idioms: Learning about idioms is not just an exercise; it’s a fun journey into the cultural history of language.

Idioms are not just linguistic tools; they are cultural treasures that carry the vivid imagery and history of a society. Here are 20 of the most significant idioms, each with its own unique story and cultural significance:

A Chorus of Personal Liberty

People experiencing poverty and the middle class beat their drums, A chorus rising—“This freedom is all that comes.”

The Poor and the Middle Class Beat their Drums—

A chorus of voices crying, “We are as free as we’ll ever be.”

“Tip of the Iceberg”: Overview, Origin, and Usage

A popular idiom, "Tip of the iceberg," refers to the portion of something immediately apparent, which obscures the deeper complexity (i.e., the underwater portion of the iceberg) of the subject being discussed.

Some Folks Are So Gullible That They Fall for Every Scam Hook, Line, And Sinker

Hook, line, and sinker is a fun idiom first referenced in 1865 in print form.

When He Came Out of the Closet, his beliefs constituted a Radical ideological transformation of America, His Goose Was Cooked.

“Goose is cooked” is a fun idiom that originated from a 15th-century story about a man, Jan Hus, a Czech priest, who was burned at the stake for heresy. It means that someone has strayed and found serious trouble in the land of hopelessness. In the Land of ordinary citizens, he stood out as a reactionary with a radical departure from all prevailing cultural norms.

Honey, I handle the business in the family, and I didn’t think it made any difference.

Silence is not always golden when the consequence is alienation from your spouse; lonely days and lonely nights are forthcoming. Distrust and hostilities in future dealings are a sure thing.

Caution, Zombies Ahead: Enter at Your Risks?

The experience may be devastating, the outcome full of chaos, and the emotional aftermath will be long-lasting. Be fully aware of the potential dangers that may lurk ahead; an ambush may be lying in wait.

His Son Is A Bump on a Log: He Referred His Son For Employment. What a Mistake for Unsuspecting Employers.

My friend asked me to hire his unmotivated and uncaring son as a personal favor to him. The son's attitude is a product of family upbringing and today's public education establishment that promotes entitlement and collectivism, rather than individual accountability and self-sufficiency. I declined.

We like to Spend A lot Of Family Time Just Horsing Around.

We spend our time engaging in meaningless activities, mischief, and a lack of seriousness.

I Try to Reason with Him That Things Are Not Perfect Between Us. But He Views Life Through Rose-Colored Glasses

He always has an optimistic perception of everything we do together. He never barks at me, which makes me feel accepted, and he is always in sync with whatever I want. A walk, a scratch, or a cookie will do.

Wimpy, Buy Now, Pay Later! A Lesson in Government Spending

Like Wimpy, who practices getting things today and deferring payment until later, the government subscribes to the same principle.

Honey, We Both Have Professional Level Jobs and Earn About the Same

When we return home, the lion's share of household chores falls on my shoulders, while you're comfortably seated on the couch.

A text message arrived on his birthday from the kids, “Hi, Dad, just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. See you later!”

No update on the kids, no mention of the grandbabies, no pictures, and no reinforcement proving the strength of family ties. Dad’s heart sinks and suffers a big thud, with a feeling of disappointment, depression, and isolation.

To “Skate by” Means Sliding by Without Doing Any Visible Work or Spending any Effort.

Have you met people who accomplish little, make little, or no progress, but seem to meander through life and appear as normal?

Welcome to The Friendly Town of Successville

Welcome to Successville, a satirical take on a society obsessed with negative connotations and warnings.

It’s A Shoo-in for Me to Take Over When the Boss Croaks

This is a great line in History of Violence when the regional criminal enterprise boss wanted to expand his territory.

Installing “Bolt-Ons” is Becoming Commonplace.

The term “Bolt-Ons” is a versatile concept that applies to a wide array of apparatuses, sparking curiosity and a sense of open-mindedness in the reader

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where guests or relatives seem to prolong their stay? It's a familiar scenario that many of us can relate to.

Every visit follows a distinct pattern. It begins with a joyful phase of catching up and strengthening the relationship, then transitions into a phase where the guest or relative starts to feel at home in your space.

When I tried to reach out to him, it felt like I was hitting a brick wall. Open communication seemed impossible.

We often find ourselves amid challenging situations, where miscommunication acts as a formidable barrier. It's like being trapped in a maze, with no visible escape route.

What's the Difference Between Ignorant, Ill-informed, and Just Plain Stupid People?

Pondering this question makes little sense, but it is a fun exercise, all in the name of simple humor.

I’m as Mad As Hell, And I’m Not Going To Take This Anymore

The classic movie Network (1976) was a satirical drama film that had far-reaching implications about the American Enterprise.

How has our approach to fashion transformed from the structured elegance of the 1950s to the current era of relaxed and individualistic styles?

Would you call today's version the relaxed fit or the unkept, non-conforming and a messy fit?

When I Line Up Three Ordinary People Who Have Similar Characteristics And Lack Distinctions, What Do I Get

Just Another Tom, Dick, and Harry

We're like two peas in a pod

This idiom refers to friends or people in general who are very similar in appearance, behavior, character, values, and ideologies.

Let’s Get Out OF Dodge, restated, Let's Get Out Of California

This famed idiom is used to suggest leaving uncomfortable places. Alternatively, staying may result in dire consequences.

It’s Baked In The Cake

Some Outcome or Result of An Action is Incorporated, Inevitable, Inherent, or For Sure

Frankly, My Dear, I Don’t Give A Damn

Tell Someone You Were Close To Exactly How You Feel When The Relationship Turns From Intimacy To Disgust.

Dancing Around the Periphery

This phase refers to the act of delaying one’s genuine aspirations, delaying opportunities, or living life to its fullest potential.

A Young Asian Women Keeps Bugging Me To Connect On Facebook? Her Name Is “Ho Le Fook.”

Am I That Special, Charming, Gorgeous, Masculine, Desirable, A Real Hunk?

This Is Not My First Rodeo

This Idiomatic Expression Suggests That Someone Has A Great Deal Of Experience In A Particular Subject Or Activity

Don’t Open A Can Of Worms: Keep The Secrets Handy

Sometimes, Keeping Things Silent Is The Best Approach: Telling The Truth Could Unleash Unforeseen Harm.

Meet Sid Byron, a typical American with a Short Attention Span

Have you ever noticed how short some people's attention spans have become in this fast-paced world?

I Don’t Have A Pot To Piss In

This Phrase Has Rich Pagentry: A Colorful, Unique Comment About the Plight Of The People

Why Do Hundreds Of Young Beautiful Women Want to Connect with Me On Facebook?

Am I That Special, Charming, Gorgeous, Masculine, Desirable, A Real Hunk? Of Course Not, but I Am A Suspect for Exploitation, Because My Traits Attract Online Scammers

Elephant In The Room

Everyone knows but there is discompfort in presenting the obvious

Pennies From Heaven Has Turned Into Pennies In The Trash Bin

Let’s Acquire Some Pennies Without Effort Or Risks; Let’s Wish For Unexpected Financial Benefits

A Penny For Your Thoughts: It Costs A Lot More Today To Buy Thoughts, Only Some Unwarrented Opinions Are Still Free

These Days, A Few Pennies Do Not Buy Many Thoughts; Thoughts Require Hard Dollars, and Many Of Them

Give'em an inch and they’ll take a mile.

This proverb suggests you will lose much of your territory by giving any or too many concessions.

Tooth and Nail, As A Common Phrase

To Fight or Struggle With Great Determination and Intensity

Archie And Edith Bunker And All In The Family

Remember the Great Days Of Archie And Edith Bunker, and their Portrayal of Real Life Bigotry

I Don’t Get No Respect

But, Have I Earned Respect From Others

The Verdict: A Pivotal Shift in Employment Matters Now involves the Executive Branch, not the District Courts.

A Monumental Win For The Trump Administration: A Game-Changing Verdict on Employment Matters.

Plan Your Daily Activities: Get Your Ducks In A Row

Organize your day. Write down your goals, and check off each completed task.

Empower Ourselves With Successful And Kindred Relationships

Who Do We Want to Associate With?

Or, Whatever: As A Speech Habit

Is The Term, Whatever, A Fill Word Or Meant As A Deflection

It's My Spring Chili Cookoff Again, With A 20-Bean and Beef Version.

All Fresh, Except two Cans Of Tomato Paste, 3 gallons of delight.

A Dog, A Chicken, and A Pig Walked Into A Bar

They first discussed when they met; they were young, naive, and trusting, in particular of humans who fed them.

The Perilous Plight of Being 'Up A Creek Without A Paddle'

Reference: In a tight spot, in a tough spot

A Ship Without a Rudder

A lot of energy, but going nowhere fast

Did We Miss The Boat?

Did we fiddle around and miss an opportunity?

Kick The Can Down The Road ( Delay Hard Activities Or Decisions)

Why Do Today What We Can Put Off Until Tomorrow?

From a Mule-Driven Wagon To an 18-Wheeler.

We Have Come a Long Way With The Invention Of The Wheel.

You Hit The Nail On The Head

You Got It Right

Are We In The Driver’s Or The Passenger’s Seat?

Are We In Control, Or Just Along For The Ride

Stairway To Heaven

Another Bad Dream: One Day Before the Election Night 2024

To “Take the Knee” or "Bend the Knee"

Back in the News:

Cognative Test

President Trump just had a test so i decide to write on for my friends

Rode Hard and Put Away Wet

A Good Spoof On A Friend

Fools Rush In

Where Wise Men Fear To Tread

The Habit of “Ums & Uhs & You Know” in Speech Are Common Filler Words

The use of “ums” &“uhs” & "you know" are filler words that undermine our professionalism

A Lot of Water Under the Bridge

Some event or incident has occurred and cannot be changed. There is no point in worrying about it anymore.

I Feel Poor As A Church Mouse

I may give some thought to how to break out of poverty someday soon.

Rising Tide Lifts All Boats

Suggest that an improved economy will benefit all particpants.

Dan's 20 Bean Chili

I love to cook. But, when I cook, I cook big-huge-grande-mucho

Me and my motorcycle buddies is friends.

We hang together and support each other, like friends do.

I was out on the beach today, taking my usual walk.

The Digital Advantage: A Needle In A Hay Stack

Remember the days when we only have files to forage through for the gem we were looking for

He talks my leg off!

Didn't you get enough conversation at work today?

Does A Dog Woof

Can dogs have subwoofers to carry around with them? The answer is yes.

Not A Peep Out Of You!

Did You Hear What I Said?

The Straw That Broke The Camel's Back

At what point are the conditions so unbearable that we are no longer capable of functioning rationally? I bet you can name a few!

Compare The Past And Present U.S.A. Executive Leadership

What Is Your Preference? More or Less Regulation

Contrasting U.S.A. Executive Leadership: Past vs Present

What Is Your Preference? More or Less Regulation

Anatomy of a Snowflake-Part II

Atticus Met his College Girlfriend, Who Became his Life Partner

Anatomy of a Snowflake- Part I:

A satirical exploration of the 'Snowflake Generation, a term often used to describe young people perceived as overly sensitive, entitled, and intolerant of opposing viewpoints.

Quit Being So Secretive

I Think You Are Having a Hard Time Giving Up Being a Bachelor.

Procrastination:

Why Do Today What I Can Put Off Until Tomorrow?

Mamma Told Me To Wear A Helmet On My Electric Bike

I Always Do What Mamma Tells Me, Cause She Knows Best

Knock, Knock, I’m from the Government and Here to Help.

Nine Terrifying Words

A Professor Of Diversity, Equity, And Enclusion Entered Her Home

They Tried To Convence Her That She Was Deficient Because She Ordinary

She Insisted On Pink Because Her Pronoun Is "She."

She Knows Her Way Around

They have the money, and I am entitled to a share.

They are rich, and I’m not. So, I don’t mind stealing their electricity.

Are We Merely Shark Bait For The Deep State

An unequal playground makes the common man feel like Shark Bait because he (she) has no power

Can you imagine scolding one of your employees today? ...

Some pretend to work but hide, bypassing individual accountability.

What has happened to CNN? ...

I rely on them to tell me what I am supposed to believe...

Today, I treated my girlfriend to a unique adventure-a thrilling motorcycle ride.

We both relished the tranquility and joy of the ride, sharing a unique bond.

1950s Happy Family Sharing A Beautiful Meal...

Were the family values we held in the 1950s a mirage, a shimmering image that fades upon closer inspection?

Timid Feeders In The Lagoon...

Here, I am content to swim around and enjoy the comfort of conformity and inclusiveness.

Quit being So Secretive

I'm Tired Of Being Alone

Listen to what I say, and do what I ask.

And I don't expect any bullshit talkback.

Honey, Get Me A Beer

And Cut The Noise While I'm Watching The Game

You've Arrived Home A Bit Late

Wouldn't You Say Dear?

Procrastination:

Why do today what I can put off until tomorrow?

Relaxing On The Beach

Rejuvenating For The Next Day

Honey, Most Of The Time, Things Seem Normal With You

Then, for no apparent reason, you get mad at me…

CNN Tells Me What To Think

Someone Need To Help Cause I Cannot Think On My Own

Romance of the 1950s and 1960s

Burt, had a plan, Sandy had another plan

This Couple's Paperwork Is A Mess

Guess What Else Is A Mess

The Lady Loves To Serve Her Boss

How Times Have Changed

Flirtation in the 1950s

Times Have Changed

8 Smart Mice Hanging Out in the Bar!

Dan's Humorous Take