Dan J. Harkey

Master Educator | Business & Finance Consultant | Mentor

Humor

Expect Stories, One-liners, and Satire that Make the Point and Make You Laugh

Welcome to Humor—where I translate real life into laughs without losing the truth.

These posts deliver witty commentary, satire, and observational stories drawn from real estate, mortgage lending, private money, government policy, bureaucracy, and the economy.

Expect sharp takes on incentives, second-order effects, and the unintended consequences that show up after the press conference—usually with a bill attached. If you like humor that exposes the script while keeping you entertained, start here.

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Did We Miss The Boat? Are We the Only Ones Left Out Of The Fantastic Opportunity?

Did we fiddle around and miss an opportunity?

Kick The Can Down The Road ( Delay Hard Activities Or Decisions)

Why Do Today What We Can Put Off Until Tomorrow?

From a Mule-Driven Wagon To an 18-Wheeler.

We Have Come a Long Way With The Invention Of The Wheel.

You Hit The Nail On The Head

You Got It Right

Are We In The Driver’s Or The Passenger’s Seat?

Are We In Control, Or Just Along For The Ride

Stairway To Heaven

Another Bad Dream: One Day Before the Election Night 2024

To “Take the Knee” or "Bend the Knee"

Back in the News:

Cognative Test

President Trump just had a test so i decide to write on for my friends

Rode Hard and Put Away Wet

A Good Spoof On A Friend

Fools Rush In

Where Wise Men Fear To Tread

The Habit of “Ums & Uhs & You Know” in Speech Are Common Filler Words

The use of “ums” &“uhs” & "you know" are filler words that undermine our professionalism

A Lot of Water Under the Bridge

Some event or incident has occurred and cannot be changed. There is no point in worrying about it anymore.

I Feel Poor As A Church Mouse

I may give some thought to how to break out of poverty someday soon.

Rising Tide Lifts All Boats

Suggest that an improved economy will benefit all particpants.

Dan's 20 Bean Chili

I love to cook. But, when I cook, I cook big-huge-grande-mucho

Me and My Motorcycle Buddies Is Friends.

We hang together and support each other, like friends do.

I Was Taking My Usual Beach walk And Came Across A Real Cutie Pie

The Digital Advantage: A Needle In A Hay Stack

Remember the days when we only have files to forage through for the gem we were looking for

He talks my leg off!

Didn't you get enough conversation at work today?

Does A Dog Woof

Can dogs have subwoofers to carry around with them? The answer is yes.