Dan J. Harkey

Master Educator | Business & Finance Consultant | Mentor

Humor

Expect Stories, One-liners, and Satire that Make the Point and Make You Laugh

Welcome to Humor—where I translate real life into laughs without losing the truth.

These posts deliver witty commentary, satire, and observational stories drawn from real estate, mortgage lending, private money, government policy, bureaucracy, and the economy.

Expect sharp takes on incentives, second-order effects, and the unintended consequences that show up after the press conference—usually with a bill attached. If you like humor that exposes the script while keeping you entertained, start here.

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Timid Feeders In The Lagoon...

Here, I am content to swim around and enjoy the comfort of conformity and inclusiveness.

Quit being So Secretive

I'm Tired Of Being Alone

Listen To What I Say and Do What I Tell You, Or Else We’re Through

And I don't expect any bullshit talkback.

Lazy and Inconsiderate Husband

Honey, Get Me A Beer, And Cut The Noise While I’m Watching The Game

You’re a bit late, honey. Why did that happen when I told you to be home by 9 p.m.?

Wouldn't You Say Dear?

Relaxing On The Beach

Rejuvenating For The Next Day

Honey, Most Of The Time, Things Seem Normal With You

Then, for no apparent reason, you get mad at me.

Don’t Let the Old Man In

Reject Societal Age Biases By Breaking The Mold And Remaining HIghly Productive

CNN Tells Me What To Think

Someone Need To Help Cause I Cannot Think On My Own

Romance of the 1950s and 1960s

Burt, had a plan, Sandy had another plan

This Couple's Paperwork Is A Mess

Guess What Else Is A Mess

The Lady Loves To Serve Her Boss

How Times Have Changed

Flirtation in the 1950s

Times Have Changed

8 Smart Mice Hanging Out in the Bar!

Dan's Humorous Take