Dan J. Harkey

Master Educator | Business & Finance Consultant | Mentor

Humor

Expect Stories, One-liners, and Satire that Make the Point and Make You Laugh

Welcome to Humor—where I translate real life into laughs without losing the truth.

These posts deliver witty commentary, satire, and observational stories drawn from real estate, mortgage lending, private money, government policy, bureaucracy, and the economy.

Expect sharp takes on incentives, second-order effects, and the unintended consequences that show up after the press conference—usually with a bill attached. If you like humor that exposes the script while keeping you entertained, start here.

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Honey, We Both Have Professional Level Jobs and Earn About the Same

When we return home, the lion's share of household chores falls on my shoulders, while you're comfortably seated on the couch.

A Text Message Arrived on His Birthday From the Kids, “Hi, Dad, Just wanted to Wish You a Happy birthday. See You Later!”

No update on the kids, no mention of the grandbabies, no pictures, and no reinforcement proving the strength of family ties. Dad’s heart sinks and suffers a big thud, with a feeling of disappointment, depression, and isolation.

To “Skate by” Means Sliding by Without Doing Any Visible Work or Spending any Effort.

Have you met people who accomplish little, make little, or no progress, but seem to meander through life and appear as normal?

Artificial Intelligence (AI) is not an unbiased arbitrator of information

The compilation of codes is written by people who are biased and have ideological leanings.

Welcome to The Friendly Town of Successville

Welcome to Successville, a satirical take on a society obsessed with negative connotations and warnings.

It’s A Shoo-in for Me to Take Over When the Boss Croaks

This is a great line in History of Violence when the regional criminal enterprise boss wanted to expand his territory.

A Friendly and Professional Relationship with Lenders is Essential if a Practitioner Desires to Build a Long-term, Sustainable Career.

Mortgage Brokers Should Not Show Signs of Anger, as It Is Usually a Sign of Desperation

Installing “Bolt-Ons” is Becoming Commonplace.

The term “Bolt-Ons” is a versatile concept that applies to a wide array of apparatuses, sparking curiosity and a sense of open-mindedness in the reader

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where guests or relatives seem to prolong their stay? It's a familiar scenario that many of us can relate to.

Every visit follows a distinct pattern. It begins with a joyful phase of catching up and strengthening the relationship, then transitions into a phase where the guest or relative starts to feel at home in your space.

When I tried to Reach Out to him, it Felt Like I Was Hitting a Brick Wall. Open Communication Seemed Impossible.

We often find ourselves amid challenging situations, where miscommunication acts as a formidable barrier. It's like being trapped in a maze, with no visible escape route.

What's the Difference Between Ignorant, Ill-informed, and Just Plain Stupid People?

Pondering this question makes little sense, but it is a fun exercise, all in the name of simple humor.

I’m as Mad As Hell, And I’m Not Going To Take This Anymore

The classic movie Network (1976) was a satirical drama film that had far-reaching implications about the American Enterprise.

How has our approach to fashion transformed from the structured elegance of the 1950s to the current era of relaxed and individualistic styles?

Would you call today's version the relaxed fit or the unkept, non-conforming and a messy fit?

When I Line Up Three Ordinary People Who Have Similar Characteristics And Lack Distinctions, What Do I Get

Just Another Tom, Dick, and Harry

We're like two peas in a pod

This idiom refers to friends or people in general who are very similar in appearance, behavior, character, values, and ideologies.

Let’s Get Out OF Dodge, restated, Let's Get Out Of California

This famed idiom is used to suggest leaving uncomfortable places. Alternatively, staying may result in dire consequences.

It’s Baked In The Cake

Some Outcome or Result of An Action is Incorporated, Inevitable, Inherent, or For Sure

Frankly, My Dear, I Don’t Give A Damn

Tell Someone You Were Close To Exactly How You Feel When The Relationship Turns From Intimacy To Disgust.

Dancing Around the Periphery

This phase refers to the act of delaying one’s genuine aspirations, delaying opportunities, or living life to its fullest potential.

A Young Asian Women Keeps Bugging Me To Connect On Facebook? Her Name Is “Ho Le Fook.”

Am I That Special, Charming, Gorgeous, Masculine, Desirable, A Real Hunk?